Feb
My life is a Misconception?!*
I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves.
They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead
they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with
them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t.
I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.
Nov
I am not young enough to know everything!*
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
Nov
And if you have a problem, I’d thoroughly suggest you look within Before you go and blame someone Whose been blaming someone else Their whole life!*
So i haven’t blogged in a while. But, i’m still alive! i promise! <3Â 
Sep
What the FAQ!*
What’s one thing that you would change about yourself physically? I wish i was more built!
What’s one thing you want to do before you die? Skydive?
Have you ever cried while watching a movie? If so, what movie? Yes, Marley and me!
How often do you wash your hair? Every other day, because if you wash it too much it will get dry and not grow as fast.
What’s the coolest thing about being famous? I’m famous?
Who was the last person to tell you they love you? My mommy<3
What was the last thing that you bought? Cigarettes.
Have you ever smoked weed? Yes.
What’s the most you’ve ever drank at a party? Way too much!
Are you currently obsessed with vampires? No.
What do you have hanging on your bedroom walls? Posters, white board, bulletin board, and a shelf.
Do you ever double dip your chips? Of course.
What makes you happy? A lot of thing.. Music, dancing, friends, boys, photography, BOYS<3 lol
Have you ever gone streaking? YES.
Do you smoke pot? Sometimes my pot smokes when i’m boiling water.
Do you think it’s OK to have multiple sex partners? No.
Sep
Cheers to the freaking weekend!*
                                                                                               I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!
                                                                                               Don’t get too drunk, get extremely drunk!
 PEACE.LOVE.&CUPCAKES.
Sep
Facebook DO’s and DON’Ts
Facebook is the largest and most known social community in the world.
Millions of users come together and share their activities. To make such a
community safe and worth it, everyone should stick to a few simple rules.
This article shows you more than 30 things you should do or skip when you
are on facebook. Read carefully and stick to them. It will make âlifeâ on facebook
much easier for you.
1. Donât misuse the status function. It says âWhat are you doing?â and not âMake  the world feel bad for me?â.
2. Post useful and interesting things. Posts like âMy mom took my ipod.â are shit. Instead, tell us something about your day or what you did with your friends today.
3. Donât become a fan of facebook pages that are not matching you. People will laugh at you when you add pages like âI love sex in the morningâ or âUnwanted Blowjobsâ and youâre still a virgin.
4. Sort your friends. Create lists. I know youâve already had 4500 friends on facebook⊠but you never talk to all of them. Creating a âfavoriteâ list with your best friends, family, etc. in it will make facebook usable again.
5. Donât like your own statuses or pictures. People might think that youâre a weirdo and afraid of not being âcoolâ on facebook.
6. Take good pictures of yourself. We want to see your face, not just your body.
7. Please NEVER send any presents over facebook. Itâs nice when you think of your friends. But do they really need presents which they need to join an app for to use them? How about presents in real life? Much better, I think.
8. If you want to show your enhanced contact data, be sure to set your privacy correctly. Only friends (or fave lists) should be able to see your email, messenger name or phone number. Otherwise everyone will be able to add you and will bother you with messages like âHiiiii Iâm (your name here, with way to many letters at the end). Youâre soooo sweetttt”
9. Donât be an attention whore. Statuses like âSorry my family isn’t perfect well nether are you sorry we can’t always do things on our own you have needed help before too sorry you are too dumb to notice something real when its right infront of youâ might sound even funny but they wonât draw peoples attention on you.
10. Never ever (!) post hate statuses when someone has been annoying to you or your girlfriend broke up with you. Statuses like âI fuckin hate that fuckin bitchâ defiantly makes you more classy, huh?
11. Donât post subliminal statuses. If you love someone and want to tell him, write his name. Because we also want to know 
12. look at the pictures of people who send you friend requests. Even if you donât recognize them from the photo currently on display you may recognize the person from a different picture.
13. Donât publish pictures of everything you are eating/drinking/doing. People will definately create a food list for you and give you health support :âD
14. Tag the pictures you post so that friends know when you have put their picture online. It is only fair to let people know when you have put their likeness on the internet. And ask them âbeforeâ you upload their pictures!
15. Donât add people randomly and tell them you did it by accident. Be honest and tell them that you like their picture or think they are pretty.
16. Create a private group for you and your close friends. Make the group administrated and by invite only and only allow friends to join if you know them in real life.
17. Donât use celebrity names. You are not Justin Bieber, nor Andi Sixx or whatever. People will hate you for names like âRegina Sixx Kaulitzâ or âDaniel âBieberâ Smithâ.
18. Report any threats of violence or other inappropriate posts or images to Facebook and to the proper real world authorities like school officials, parents and police. Internet mobbing and criminality may exceed much more than you have ever expected!
19. Donât put your name in apostrophes or inverted commas just to be first place in your friendsâ list.
20. Donât post allegedly funny pictures and tag all your friends. Itâs annoyingâŠ!
21. Never ever create an event for your party on facebook. Words about it will be spread for sure, and your party might have 1.500 visitors. Additionally, so called âfacebook partiesâ are illegal in some countries.
22. Donât use false profile pictures. Itâs sad when we find out you really aren’t a  pokemon.
23. Donât be afraid to join public groups about interests you share. Just be careful what you post on the walls of these groups.
24. Never ask people to âlikeâ or âcommentâ your statuses or pictures. This is really pathetic.
25. Donât ever put your relationship status to âItâs complicatedâ unless you want to make it worse. Instead go off facebook and do something for your girlfriend/boyfriend.
26. Donât link all your instant messengers (Skype, myspace, Msn, myyearbook, whatever) and flood your facebook profile with status updates (âIâm so boredâ 25 seconds ago via IDGAF).
27. Donât use pictures smaller than a stamp. People will think youâre fake and dumb enough to use the preview pictures from Google image search.
28. If you think youâre too damn pretty for this world and people might steal your pictures and fake you, simply put a watermark or your name on your pictures. So itâs almost impossible to steal them and pretend to be you.
29. Be nice, fight hate with love. If someone is hating on you, tell them they are beautiful. <3
Sep
Sep
‘Like’ My page and add me to your friends list!* xx
http://www.facebook.com/noahdavidoffical
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Noah-David/129136083829278
Sep
On a brighter note.!*
Itâs been a long time since Iâve had a chance to say thank you. I would like to thank you for hating on me as much as you do. You see, by hating me, you are helping me to the better person you arenât willing to give me credit for.
Ordinarily I would tell you to drive your car over a cliff, however I see your life is already doomed because you have nothing better to do with yourself than to find reasons to judge my personal success. Iâve extended my hand to help you get a little self esteem and instead of taking my help, you damned it, leaving yourself in the same shit creek you were in when I first met you.Â
Life is good for me. Itâs better now that I am away from you. Yet you are trying your best to make yourself a part of my life.
If it wasnât for your strong desire to hold me back, I would be a no good loser just like you. I wouldnât be able to keep a relationship, just like you. Iâd probably be sitting in a corner pointing my gossiping finger at everyone whoâs so much better than meâŠjust like you.Â
Alas I have prayed for peace and tranquility. I also purchased a flock of trained circus pigeons to unload steaming bird droppings on your car each time you wash it. Iâve changed my telephone number and placed a herd of wild llamas on my front porch to attack at the smell of your presence.Â
I have found my place in life. I am happy and rich in more ways than money. And it is all because of you – my inspiration; my muse; my personal crap bag.
Sep
Hello world!
Welcome to my website! its still in the process of being made, but i will be done soon enough<3 xo